Woh Hum Hain

Hatheli Samne Rakhna,

Ke Sab Aansoo Gire Usme,

Jo Ruk Jaye Honthon Par,
Samjh Lena Ke “Woh Hum Hain”.

Jo Chal Jaye Hawa Thandi,

Toh Ankhe Band Kar Lena,

Joh Jhonka Tez Ho Sabse,

Samajh Lena Ke “Woh Hum Hain”.

Jo Zyada Yaad Aaun Main,

Toh Ro Lena Jee Bhar Ke,

Agar Hichki Koi Aaye,

Samajh Lena Ke “Woh Hum Hain”.

Agar Tum Bhoolna Chaho,

Toh Bhula Dena Mujhe,

Magar Jab Saans Lena Tum,

Samajh Lena Ke “Woh Saans Hum Hain”. . .

DESI BEATS

(A brief encounter with the normal daily routine business among guys at JUIT)

Its' a funny extract written by me n my frend Rajat for our university magazine "ALVIDA" for all the 4th yearies. Hope u people njoy it.



1.Abey woh dekh, wo dekh !



2.Yaar kaunse year ki hai ?


3.Kahaan ki hai, pta kar na jara .


4.Aise mat dekh, bhabhi hai teri.


5.Abey yeh to already senior se pati hui hai .


6.Aaj dikhi kya ?


7.Dikhe to missed maar dena.


8.Yaar dikh nahi rahi bahot dino se, ghar gayi hai kya ?


9.Abey tere waali ke peeche to already bahot saare hain.


10. Oye aaj tere waali kisi aur ke saath mall pe ghoom rahi thi.


11. Chhii!! Yeh uska boy friend hai !


12. Chhod yaar, ab mein ni dekhta ussey.


13.Oye jaldi apne notes de, mujhe usko dena hai; bhai k liye itna ni kar sakta tu.


14.Hello: Yaar kahaan hai ? .. yaar dost ke saath hun.


15.Yaar ...yeh ATM fir nahi chal raha.


16.Kuch paise pade hain ?


17.Kaushal bhaiya, samose crush kar dena or thodi pyaaj daal dena.


18.Mess mein kya bana hai aaj ?


19.Dhaabe chalna hai ?


20.Exra maggi padi hai ?


21.Garam paani aa raha hai kya, sochta hun aaj naha lun.


22.Class lagaani hai ?? Yaar bunk kar lo.


23.Yaar proxy laga dena.


24.Yaar assignment dede jaldi, copy karna hai kal last date hai.


25.Tie dede, presentation hai meri kal.


26.Oye VC in college, thass rehna.


27.Yaar kuch padha do.


28.Koi syllabus bata do.


29.Net working ?? Aahh .. aaj fir ni chal raha.


30.Server down hai slides bhej do.


31.Weekend ka kya program hai ?


32.Oye kaisa lag rha hun mein, smart lag raha hun ki nahi, wo dekhegi to na mujhe ??


33.Ek meri photo, ek meri photo.


34.Yaar please meri laundary le jaa.


35.Koi nayi movie ya season pada hai kya ?


36.Oye ! IP pe aaj ladkiyaan aa rahi hain.


37.Kuch bhi kaho Geeta Bhavan ki ice cream best hai.


38.Kya yaar hostel mein ek water cooler bhi nahi hai.